According to T only females can multitask. I would like to dispute this, not that I’m saying T can’t multitask, she can vacuum, tidy up, throw a toy for me and sing at the same time without any difficulty. T says the secret to successful multitasking is planning. This surprises me as she doesn't seem to plan much, particularly were I am concerned. If I didn't constantly remind her I doubt I would ever get a walk. But I digress, I would like it noted that dogs can multitask too, or at least I can. As for male humans I’m not so sure, P has not demonstrated a talent for multitasking, the best he can manage is lying on the sofa and falling asleep at the same time and if he’s really clever he can snore as well. Mind you, when you take into account that he is trying to watch TV whilst doing this I suppose you could say he is multitasking but it isn't planned.

Me however, I can carry my ball and wee at the same time which takes some concentration. Particularly when you take into account that I do this in the park where there are many distractions such as food, ducks and squirrels. Haven’t mastered eating and holding the ball at the same time yet but I’ll get there. But I can lick my willy, fart and keep an eye on what is happening, P could never do that.