I’m suffering from premature balding. It’s not nice being called “baldy boy” by those who are supposed to care for you and provide comfort and support. It could be said that I don’t have a very tactful family. True, I have a few lightly covered areas on my body, but we can’t all be hairy can we? I would look silly with a very hairy chest and just think how muddy it would get, though it’d be nice to have a bit more hair on my chest I admit; it can be a bit chilly at times. You know they say that people start to look like their pets after a while; well, I think it is working the other way with me as I’m starting to get a bald patch on my head just like P. I don’t know why I’m losing my hair, particularly on my head, though I reckon P has a bald patch as he’s always lying down and he’s rubbed the hair away.

T is concerned and even the vet noticed straight away that I am going a little thin in places so I now have to go and see a dermatologist. Dread to think what they will do to me, just as long as I don’t have to wear a toupee or worse still have a hair transplant. I’ve seen the adverts and I don’t want to look like Shane Warne, blond just wouldn’t suit me.