This is T. I have just seen that Paddy is advertising for a PA. I am hurt. He says I am not up to the job and I don’t understand him. What is the problem? Is fame going to his head?
How quickly he has forgotten that we have given him a home, taken him away from living in a kennel and given him our love and attention. What have we done that is so wrong? Yes, I am a vegetarian but we give him meat, he is not given alcohol that is true – but he’s underage (only two yrs). I can’t tell the time and this gets me into trouble with P and I dread people stopping me in the street and asking the time. To make things worse my watch doesn’t have numbers just marks so I have to count up what the hour should be and then attempt the minutes which is very difficult. I didn’t think that I was so very late with Paddy’s meals although I have completely forgotten on occasion – nothing to do with the time and I hadn’t been drinking. He is right about throwing and catching the ball – hated netball at school for this reason.
Paddy makes us out to be so inadequate.
P doesn’t spend all his time lying on the sofa, he only watches sport at weekends (well mostly). I do have to vacuum the house as Paddy brings in lots of mud after the long walks I take him on – does he mention this? I do give him treats at times but he has to earn them and they are hypo-allergenic. Paddy has got to keep fit and slim now he’s a celebrity, does he want to go to a fat camp? I always have Paddy’s health and well being at heart. If he was left to his own devices he would be very ill. He just doesn’t accept that he is not able to eat what he wants when he wants – though he constantly tries to. I could do a tabloid exposé on what he has eaten over the years!
Well if he wants someone else to look after him so be it. I shall watch with interest to see if he gets anyone daft enough to want to work for him. If he did I can tell you that they wouldn’t last long. Paddy is very demanding. I accept this as I love him and want him to be happy but a member of staff may have a very different idea – and where are the career prospects? He didn’t mention any opportunities for promotion or even the possibility of a salary at some point. Paddy has not been on any management training so I think his supervisory skills may leave a lot to be desired.
All I can say is the grass is always greener Paddy.
